This week has been a political face-off of sorts between EDM DJs on Twitter. One of the most publicized arguments was between Ghastly and Jai Wolf about the concept of being an ally.

The argument sparked major controversy, until someone stepped in to suggest that a fan fiction be made about the two artists. Of course, josh pan stepped up to make it happen. The story might take a few minutes to finish, but it consists everything from Kanye West to ‘some slytherin shit.’

Begin with the first tweet below and click through or keep scrolling to find the rest. Make sure to get through all of them though, because you definitely won’t be disappointed.